Strippers :B

So I came up with this weird AU where all the kuroshit characters are strippers working at this shit-hole strip joint and Ciel is the new bitch just trying not to get his @$$ smacked by everything that moves. There is reality-show-style drama, strobe lights, and sexy, sexy hilarity.

….Buuuuut I’m too lazy to fic it. 8D; Someone else do it, plz.

They also have stripper names~

Seb: ‘Kitten Kaboodle’, Ciel: ‘Sugar n’ Spice’, Alois: ‘Wild Thing’, Claude: ‘Daddy Long Legs’

Imma so cleverrrrr~ derp <3